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Hey, look!

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The Dungeons and Dragons ride!

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Wow, neat!

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Give me a break.

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I don't like this.

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Whoa! What's happening?

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Whoa!

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Where are we?

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Look out!

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Fear not, stranger.

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Barbarian, Magician, Thief, Cavalier,
and Acrobat.

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Who was that? That was Venger, the force

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of evil. I am Dungeon Master, your guide
in the realm of Dungeons and Dragons.

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Admit it, Hank. You don't have the
faintest idea where we're going.

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Dungeon Master said we'd find a clue to
help us get home in the forest with no

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trees. Dungeon Master's an airhead. How
can you have a forest with no trees? Who

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knows what he really meant.

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That's it.

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You said the magic word, Presto. I did?

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It's not N -O -No. It's K -N -O -W -No.
No trees. Trees that know.

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Oh, that's ridiculous.

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Trees don't know anything. I beg your
pardon.

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Sounds like the young cavalier has met
his first no -tree.

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Come, my young adventurers are in need
of some assistance.

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Uh -oh.

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Danger.

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Get him!

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Dear me, buddy wugs.

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I haven't done this in years.

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I'd almost forgotten how much fun this
sort of thing can be.

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Your fun has ended, Dungeon Master.

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Of course I know the way out of this
world.

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I'm a notary. I know everything there is
to know. How do we know he knows?

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Ask me anything.

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Okay. Who won the 1981 World Series?

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Simple. The Greywood Elves. The who?

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That thing doesn't know its trunk from a
hole in the ground.

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However, if you're referring to the 81
World Series in your world, it was the

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Dodgers over the Yankees four games to
two.

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Gosh. He really does know.

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If you're such a great know -it -all,
how do we get out of this place?

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Oh, dear.

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Your friend, the Dungeon Master, is in
great danger. Who cares? How do we get

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home? Dungeon Master in trouble?

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We've got to help him. Oh, brother.

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Hey, wait a minute.

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Take him to the caves.

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There's something moving up ahead.

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And up there, too.

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Look!

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Something tells me if these guys touch
us,

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we'll get more than wards.

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Hello! We come in peace.

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A lot of good that's gonna do.

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Always works in the movies.

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much for the movie time for some
firework

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stupid head of yours.

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Quick! What should I pull out? An army
tank would be nice.

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Uh, uh, buffins are ruffin. Here goes
nothing.

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Ew.

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Giant flies.

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Must have been something rotten in my
hat.

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The only thing rotten around here is
your magic.

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Rotten or not, Presto's magic may just
save our necks. Come on.

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Oh, what for?

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I say we forget about that little drip
and try to buy our way home.

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With what?

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Fairy dust?

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No, money.

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You've got to be kidding.

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American money is useless in this world.

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Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. The
first person I see, I'm going to make an

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offer they can't refuse.

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Some deal.

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How should I know?

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He's saying that those Bullywugs took
away the Dungeon Master and he knows

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they went. How did you know that?

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I don't know.

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Give me a break. We're going to listen
to fairies now?

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We have no choice, Eric.

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Dungeon Master may need our help.

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Lead on.

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Very soon, Dungeon Master.

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You shall be worth ten times the trouble
it took to capture you.

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You sure he said this is the way to
Dungeon Master?

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Sure, I'm sure.

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I think.

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Say, how far down is it, Presto? I don't
know. I haven't looked.

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Well?

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Nothing to worry about, Eric. If we
fall, we won't hit the bottom.

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Oh, good.

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Because there isn't one.

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We'll have to turn back.

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Wait a minute. We can't give up yet.
What would Dungeon Master do in a

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like this?

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Huh.

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Disappear.

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He says all we have to do is fly to the
other side. In case he hadn't noticed,

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we don't have wings.

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No, but maybe Presto can conjure up
some.

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Gee, I don't think so, Sheila.

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Lately my hocus -pocus has been out of
focus.

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Give it a try, Presto. You can do it.

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Okay.

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Abracum, dabracum. Whoa!

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Nice trick.

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My hat's coming back.

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That's not all that's coming down.

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Take cover. Cover? What cover?

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Hey!

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Bobby!

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I knew we shouldn't listen to that

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fairy.

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They're going to drop us.

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I don't believe it. They're friendly.

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Dungeon Master, close.

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He says Dungeon Master isn't far.

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Let's go.

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Dungeon Master, in there.

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Dungeon Master, in there.

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Are you sure he's in there?

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That cave looks like it's alive.

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Ew. And something tells me it doesn't
brush between meals.

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We owe it to Dungeon Master to go in
there and help him. Wrong. I don't owe

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little runt a thing. No way I'm going in
there. I'm finding my own way out of

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this nightmare.

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Eric, wait!

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Don't worry. If I find a way home, I'll
send help. The Marines.

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I hope we don't regret this.

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I regret it already.

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I don't know. It felt like the walls
were moving.

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Maybe

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it's

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friendly.

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Maybe not.

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Presto. See if you can whip up a spell
that'll stop that thing.

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Come on, Dad.

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What do you want with us?

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Orc want to welcome you. Did you hear
that?

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He wants to welcome us.

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For a minute there, I thought we were in
trouble.

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Where exactly are you welcoming us to?

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To the slave mines of

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Deremore. Where else?

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We're in trouble.

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I know. Keep you cool, Eric. Things
aren't as bad as they look.

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There must be someone around this mud
pit that can help me.

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There's someone.

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Excuse me.

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I wonder if you... Yes.

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Well, what is it? Ah, I have news.

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Yes? Warduke has captured Dungeon
Master.

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Unlikely. I saw him.

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You saw him?

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Warduke says Dungeon Master is yours for
the right price.

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The right price?

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Warduke has either become very brave or
very stupid.

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However, I've waited many years for
Dungeon Master to make this mistake.

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I will see to it.

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Now it is last.

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Can't you dig any faster?

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Keep up, Loudmouth.

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You get what you pay for.

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We're digging. We're digging.

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greasy claws off my meat groin.

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What's for dessert?

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How am I

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going to get Bobby and the others out of
this?

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Who goes there?

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Must have been a shadow.

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This is worse than gym class.

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Gosh, my magic club works better than
this.

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What I wouldn't give to see Dungeon
Master's wrinkly little face right now.

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Say, Dungeon Master, did you?

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Uh, yeah.

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You know him? Know him, I don't. Know
where he is, I do.

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You gotta tell him. Yeah, he'll rescue
us.

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Rescue you, he will not.

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Unless him you rescue first.

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But how?

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Tell you I will.

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But promise me first.

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My people, you will free.

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Sure, sure.

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You got a deal. Now, where is he?

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On the other side of this wall, he is.

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It'll take us 200 years to dig through
that.

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Not with our weapons.

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Yeah, but how do we get him away from
those slobs?

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Hello?

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Anyone?

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I'd pay a thousand dollars for a taxi
cab right now.

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Five seconds, then act really crazy.

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Hurry! We've got to get through this
mine wall!

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We did it!

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Look! Dungeon Master!

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Poor Dungeon Master!

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How can we get him out of here?

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You can't!

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Venger!

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The life force has left him. And for
you, the game is over.

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I didn't mean to step in your nest,
honest.

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Give me those weapons.

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Now!

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Okay, we're giving, we're giving.

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Eric,

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I thought you left them.

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Me? You're kidding.

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I wouldn't leave you guys behind.

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Don't let them get away.

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Presto, try something.

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Anything.

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Right. Omenesh, come here. I hope this
bell gets us out of here.

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Yeah.

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Prepare to meet your doom, young one.

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Not without a fight.

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Good morning.

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Dungeon Master.

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He's alive.

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I wonder if he's got a riddle that
covers this.

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Your life force is stronger than I
suspected, old one.

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As it should be.

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But not strong enough.

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Dungeon Master, look out!

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Evil energy is like evil thoughts.

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Changes direction and it changes to
good.

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Your power has grown weak and feeble,
old man.

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Harry, he will regain his form in a
short time.

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Wait! I almost forgot about bringing the
dwarves.

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Quickly. We have no time to wait.

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Follow me.

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Dungeon Master, look.

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Oh, my.

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There's too many of them. We'll never
stop all of them. Not to worry.

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You won't have to.

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could capture you.

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Unless he wanted them to.

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How come you don't use your power all
the time?

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Yeah, like to get us out of here.

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The answer does not rest within one's
power.

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It rests within oneself.

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Oh, brother, that's deep.